Hi, I’m Zach Zimmerman and I’m starting a newsletter.
I’m not sure what it will cover, how frequent I will send it, or how committed I’ll be to it, three things you should know before starting a newsletter.
But no one expects a baby to know who they are when they’re born.
I hope you’ll extend me the same courtesy you’re just giving away to babies.
What I do promise you is the newsletter will never say:
“actually it’s Frankenstein’s monster”
“actually, it’s pronounced sherbet not sherbert”
“actually, fruit is too sweet for me”
Of course, the newsletter just said the things I just promised you it’d never say.
I’m not a reliable narrator.*
When you push against something, you become stronger but so does it.
I hope you enjoy the newsletter.
Lastly, to resolve all tension created by the title:
-Little Armored One
P.S. tell your friends!
*precisely what a reliable narrator would say**
**precisely what a unreliable narrator would footnote